Thursday, January 12, 2017

This post is about sleeping in class and not getting caught. There are 6 steps you need to know about sleeping in class before you try to sleep in class.
  1. You have to know if your teacher is aware of everything going on in his/her classroom if he/her is aware of everything going on you one most likely not get away with sleeping in his/hers classroom.
  2. You need to have a friend to wake you up before class ends.
  3. If you snore when you sleep you should not try to sleep in class.
  4. You need to have a good excuse so if you do get caught you will not get in that much trouble, but if your teacher won't get you in trouble for sleeping in class you should just own up to it.
  5. Try to make it look like you are not sleeping when you really are. For example make it look like you are reading, by putting your book at just the right angle to where the teacher can not see your eyes and at the some time it looks like you are reading.
  6. You need to have a friend that will take notes for you so you know what happen in that class.

I hope this blog is a help to all the people at there trying to sleep in class but get caught a lot of the time. But before you try falling asleep in class it is important to note that no matter how well you are at sleeping in class sometimes you will get caught.



  

8 comments:

  1. How do I know if this will work? Do you have any credible sources to site? Have you even tried this out on your own?

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  2. This blog post is a true master piece, I read it and immediately I feel like my eyes have been opened to a whole new perspective on sleeping in class. I hope you realize however that if a teacher reads this then you done goofed up. Over all this will help me in the future and if I get caught I have an excuse on who gave me the idea on to do this, thanks for this!

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  3. As a teacher, I find that you need to get some new material. While these are classic, most seasoned teachers can see through these methods.

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  4. I tried this and got expelled. Thanks Luke.

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  5. Luke I thought that I could trust your word. Now I'm not so sure. I hope that you will do some more research and try it for yourself. But, I wouldn't try it in Mr. Isleys classes.

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  6. Now I'm a hobo and my house is made out of refrigerator boxes and newspapers. Thanks Luke. Now all I eat is leaf salads.

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  7. You have it better, I live inside of a small tiny tiny hut made out of leaves that I also use for clothes and eating.

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